When you’re job-hunting, you need to learn to read between the lines and learn ‘recruit speak’. Here’s an example of what I mean *£15,000 – £20,000 (DOE) = You’ll get £15,000

*Monthly bonus = IF you and your team meet targets and bonus criteria doesn’t change

*Up to 32 days holidays = You’ll start with 22 and MIGHT get Bank Holidays (but probably not)

*Client is a market leader = Doubtful you’ve ever heard of them

*Provision of high level customer service to clients across both the banking and telecoms industry = It’s an outsourced company and you’re there as long as they aren’t out-tendered

*Fun and driven workforce = Fun means nights out on the piss to forget your crap day and driven means you’re under the target gun